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Funny Science Jokes for Kids


Enjoy laughing at our funny science jokesCheck out our list of funny science jokes for kids. Enjoy classic science jokes and humor about chemistry, biology, physics, animals, space, weather, volcanoes, experiments, technology, dinosaurs and more.

Who didn’t love the moment their chemistry teacher chose to share their favorite joke with the class. Recreate the eruption of silence and epic scenes of hilarity whenever you want with the following science jokes.Take time out to have a laugh and enjoy the lighter side of life with our range of hilarious jokes that are perfect for kids.

 

 
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Chemistry jokes

Old chemistry teachers never die, they just fail to react. More chemistry jokes.

Biology jokes
What did the biologist wear on his first date? Designer jeans. More biology jokes.
Animal jokes
Why do tigers have stripes? So they don’t get spotted. More animal jokes.
Physics jokes
What did the receiver say to the radio wave? Ouch! That megahertz. More physics jokes.
Space jokes
What do astronauts do when they get angry? Blast off! More space jokes.
Weather jokes
Where did the lightning bolt propose to his girlfriend? Cloud 9. More weather jokes.
Earth jokes
What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you so much! More Earth jokes.
Dinosaur
What do you call two dinosaurs that have been in an accident? Tyrannosaurus wrecks
Experiment warning

If an experiment works, something has definitely gone wrong.

Rocket
How do spacemen kill time on long trips? They play astronauts and crosses.
Teamwork
Teamwork is essential, it means you can always blame someone else.
Cat
Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
Light bulb
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Can't be done sorry, it's a hardware problem.
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