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1.Darth Vader said to Luke Skywalker ''I know what you got for xmas this year.'' Luke said ''How?'' Darth Vader answered "I felt your presents!"

2.Three men were building a house on a cliff. One day they opened up their lunchboxs and all had something in their sandwich they didn't like.They all said that if they had those things in their lunch the next day, they would jump off the cliff. The next day they all had the same stuff so they all jumped off the cliff. At their funerals the first mother said ''Boo, hoo, hoo, if I had knowen that he didn't like them I would not have made them.'' The next mother said the same.They both looked at the third mother for an explantion and she said to them "Don't look at me, he mad his own lunch."

3. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

4. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't come? Some day my prints will come!