Funny Science Jokes for Kids

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Who didn’t love the moment their chemistry teacher chose to share their favorite joke with the class. Recreate the eruption of silence and epic scenes of hilarity whenever you want with the following science jokes.Take time out to have a laugh and enjoy the lighter side of life with our range of hilarious jokes that are perfect for kids.

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	Old chemistry teachers never die, they just fail to react. More chemistry jokes.
	What did the biologist wear on his first date? Designer jeans. More biology jokes.
	Why do tigers have stripes? So they don’t get spotted. More animal jokes.
	What did the receiver say to the radio wave? Ouch! That megahertz. More physics jokes.
	What do astronauts do when they get angry? Blast off! More space jokes.
	Where did the lightning bolt propose to his girlfriend? Cloud 9. More weather jokes.
	What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you so much! More Earth jokes.
	What do you call two dinosaurs that have been in an accident? Tyrannosaurus wrecks
	If an experiment works, something has definitely gone wrong.
	How do spacemen kill time on long trips? They play astronauts and crosses.
	Teamwork is essential, it means you can always blame someone else.
	Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
	How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Can't be done sorry, it's a hardware problem.